Aishah, 19, can be found under a mountain of books.

fallontonight:

inranks:

fallontonight:

Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!

"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"

That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five. 

freakzter:

wordsofdiana:

britta-saurus:

Has Joss told you anything about the arc of the movie?

Chris Evans, the king of not knowing who the villains in his movies are.

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I bet Sebastian Stan walked onto the set of Winter Soldier and he was like “what are you doing here? Bucky’s the Winter Soldier? You’re shitting me? They don’t tell me anything.”

i love everything about this post.

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life

pinkypelos:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

I have a dire need to sell all my eggs

Anonymous said: What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art

maisiewilliams:

this is a solid question

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

reallyjustmadmaninabox:

Dramatic pauses

frostshadowsblood:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:

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This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.

:l

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Points to the Harry Potter fandom

bramblepatch:

I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”