Aishah, 19, can be found under a mountain of books.

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

A Great Big World - Already Home

Anonymous said: You are so cute, I just want to kiss you and watch the sunset with you :)

anna-b-summers:

adorekevinj:

AVPS

I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LONELY LIFE FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASH.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:

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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

cvmfest:

HA

HA

HA

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune